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7:57 p.m.: CNN is burning streaming the debate! Let’s hope someone asks Gingrich more questions about his unreserved marriage.

8:00 p.m.: “A presidential race that’s breaking all the rules…” Not exceedingly. PS Wolf Blitzer is really lame for someone named Wolf.

8:05 p.m.: Alright kiddos, here we go! We have Ron Paul (“I’ve seen THOUSANDS of vaginas”); Mitt “The Mitten” Romney; (Fig) Newt(on) Gingrich; Rick “Google Me” Santorum are all on manipulate.

8:06 p.m.: Newt Gingrich looks angry at even the national anthem. He also looks like he’s not trusty where his heart is. It’s slightly higher, Newt.

8:09 p.m.: The candidates are introducing themselves. Santorum’s is enthusiastically introducing his nonagenarian look after. Newt Gingrich just made some populist appeal to army piffle. Mitt Romney just reminded people of how Mormon he was by numbering his children. Ron Paul is looking addition ferret-like.

Source: Harvard Law Record