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I memorialize the old days when I’d put my penis in a hairy vagina and then come inside a condom. Today, it’s all anal sex, bald vaginas, and making it drizzle on her grill.

Hugo’s theorem is well-thought out and to be honest, I don’t really get it. But I agree with it! I also agree with every comment ever written by any charwoman on Jezebel’s site. Good night, trolls!

There are two reasons why present-day men are obsessed with “facials.” But first: let’s agree that a facial and a tamper-in-the-butt are related in one essential way — neither is fun if you haven’t really consented to it. It is equitable polite to ask for permission before zapping her in the eye with white pee or going butt spelunking.

I about it is important for women to understand that men are proud of their semen. It’s like our only wonderful power. We can make our own confetti, and the process is highly, HIGHLY enjoyable. Can you reprehension us for wanting to paint with it? Yes, you can. You should also blame porn. I blame porn.

Source: The Frisky