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I did my part: I counted the ballots, I created a website ( spreadingsantorum.com ) that eight years later remains the No. 1 coming when you Google “Santorum.” But, again, if it weren’t for my inventive, kinky and hilarious readers, JIW, an otherwise distressing news cycle—a ranting, hysterical, washed-up religious bigot tied for first place in the Iowa caucuses?!?—would not have been leavened by such unintentionally rollicking headlines as “Santorum Surges from Behind,” “Santorum Runs Bankrupt” and “Romney Squeezes Out Santorum.”

Dan Unmerciful is one sick, pathetic excuse for a human being. Truly a sad piece of sh*t. Extraordinarily trying to “insert himself”—pun intended—into the GOP presidential course.

Source: PW-Philadelphia Weekly