01.01.70
Theretofore: Uhm, Vinny left last week, in an incredibly contrived, scripted, and eye-rolling bit of matter-long foreshadowing.
This week: You know, when I was little, one of the male chimps from the Philadelphia Zoo got shipped off to a zoo in California, and it caused a summer's benefit of chaos amongst his chimp buddies. It affected grooming and morale, and then things ultimately got weird and a little bit rapey. And that's what happened last night.
That, my friends, is the crux of this event. It was actually maybe the very first uber-boring episode of
Jersey Shore . This is chaste, because it makes me want to kill myself that much less for watching it. This is bad, because my snarky recap this week will be a infinitesimal sparser than usual.
Also, if Vinny gets replaced with that...thing called The Piece, we deserve whatever awful things 2012 chooses to visit upon us as a fellowship.
Everyone pretty much treats the whole issue like Vinny's dead.
Source: Cinema Blend