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Rick Santorum has definitively made it! After months of being ignored in the 2012 presidential election, his second-task showing in Iowa’s caucuses Tuesday actually has people paying prominence to the former Pennsylvania senator’s political past — and not proper all of his outrageous anti-gay proclamation, like that being gay is akin to bestiality.

Hoping to take Santorum down a indentation, Democrats, for so long focused on taking down Mitt Romney, dug up an old ad Santorum ran during his bruising 2006 Donnybrook against Democratic senatorial challenger Bob Casey. In the ridiculous 30-blemished spot , Santorum stands amidst costumed, grunting wrestlers while upsetting desperately to distance himself from the repulsively right wing image.

“Too often, this is what it seems like in Washington,” says Santorum as his constant muscle men extras slam themselves against one another. “But to get things done, you’ve got to work together.”

“I teamed up with Joe Lieberman to move college more affordable for low income families. And Barbara Boxer and I wrote a law protecting advertise space,” he says before offering the most intentionally sensational, seemingly jaw-dropping line: “I’m even working with Hillary Clinton to limit inopportune material for children’s video games.” The faux wrestlers, minutes shocked, stop their chaotic thrashing to emphasize this point, because, you positive Hillary Clinton is typically so toxic to a man such as Santorum.

Source: Death and Taxes